Knock You Naked Valentine Brownies

Pairs well with Gulden Draak
For the rest of the Pack:
BREUGEL- Roasted Chick Peas
AUGUSTIJN- Korean Bulgogi Tacos or Chicken Satay
PIRAAT- Pork Tenderloin and Apple Arugula Salad
BORNEM TRIPLE- Citrus Alaska Cod with Tahini Drizzle
BORNEM DOUBLE- Pasta Bolognese



That's what these brownies will do to you- Knock You Naked. If you have seen the Italian Job- new version- you may remember at the end when the nerdy guy Lyle or the Napster created stereo speakers strong enough to blow a girl's clothes off, well these brownies are like that. These rich, gooey, brownies are filled with chocolate chips and caramel. I made them for my children's teachers for Valentine's Day. Let's hope they don't try them in school though. I can see the headlines now. Christian School Teacher Eats Brownie During Recess and Clothes Fly Off. I'll warn them to eat theirs at home and heaven forbid not at a stop light on the way.


I found these very sophisticated and romantic square plates which I thought would hold two of my giant brownies perfectly. Wouldn't you like to eat a decadent brownie off a Paris scene plate? Me too.


The plated brownies were wrapped in cellophane and secured with some curling ribbon. Perfect for an intimate and romantic evening.

Knock You Nakeds
14 ounce bag Kraft Caramels
1/3 cup condensed milk

1 Devil's Food cake mix
1/3 cup condensed milk
3/4 cup melted butter
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup chopped nuts, optional

Grease a 9x13 inch baking pan very, very well. Preheat oven to 350°. In a large mixing bowl mix 1/3 cup milk, butter, and cake mix. Spread half of the mixture in the bottom of baking pan. Batter will be thick. Bake 7 minutes. While the batter is baking melt caramels and 1/3 cup milk together over medium heat on your cook top. Stir constantly. Pour over baked bottom layer of brownie. Sprinkle with nuts and chocolate chips. Sprinkle with the rest of the batter. Bake 15-17 more minutes. Brownies will look set on top but still a little soft. Do not over cook, they are to be gooey! Cool completely before cutting. Makes 12 large brownies.

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Valentine's Day Candy Leis
Peanut Butter Blossoms and the Worst Valentine's Days Ever!
Chocolate Pots de Crème

HAPPY VALENTINES'S DAY FROM ME! For your gift I am going to publish an extra Valentine post today. Let's say 3:00, just in time for tea? And you thought all Friday the 13ths are bad. So stay tuned for more Valentine's Day goodies. This one is the most decadent of them all and I'll wager that you have most of the ingredients on hand already.

Robin Sue

30 comments:

Rachael said...

I am making these for Valentines Day! Going to Wegmans today to grocery shop and I can get all the ingredients.....they really look delicious!!!

Thanks so much for sharing these with me....and I will be anxious to see if they "knock me naked"...that wouldn't necessarily be a pretty sight...hahahahahaha!!!

pigpigscorner said...

ahhhh perfect! They look so moist and fudgy! My kind of brownies.

bakingblonde said...

MMM, gotta love the chocolate in those bars. I haven't decided what goody to make yet but these look great! I was thinking brownies but I am so hungry for a good cookie lately.

Mari at Once Upon a Plate said...

oooh! Robin Sue, Those look so good!

I just love the plate and the way you wrapped them up so beautifully.

Can't wait to see what you have in store for us a little later. :)

Happy St. Valentine's Day to you and your sweetie! xo~m.

Lisa said...

The caramels in the brownies sound great. Love the plates.

Marysol said...

Oh, Robin, I'd love to try those for my next get family together, but the thought of getting arrested for indecent exposure, not to mention, blinding members of my family is something none of us are ready for.
But, they look so good. Maybe, I'll just bake them, and eat them in the privacy of my walk-in closet.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Sabrina said...

Those do look delish. And I love the way you presented them. Happy Valentines Day!

Karen said...

Haha... cute post. I could inhale those brownies! What a nice gift for a teacher. The carrot cake roundup ends today :)

Joie de vivre said...

Oh Anna Sophia, you are so sophisticated. I LOVE the plates with the brownie squares wrapped in little papers and then tied up in cellophane with a bow. The teachers are going to love them!

Amanda said...

Awesome recipe! I'll be featuring this recipe on Sunday Shout Outs on Jayhawk Girl's Kitchen this weekend. Hope you have a great holiday!

~Amanda
http://jayhawkgirlskitchen.blogspot.com

Jen said...

Ahh, caramel and chocolate together--so perfect! Adorable presentation too :) Happy Valentine's Day!

Debbie said...

oh good...now I don't feel so HORRIBLE about saying my "adult" sons (who are nice productive men with families) say "nipple cookies" when talking about the Peanut Blossoms.
The brownies look well....like they could knock my socks off.

creativecarryout said...

: )
Very catchy name! Who would be crazy enough to resist them?
Seriously yummy sounding recipe. Thanks for sharing it.
Michelle
http://oneordinaryday.wordpress.com/

That Girl said...

So what you're saying is these are "eat in the privacy of your own home" brownies...

Laura said...

Thatgirl--it is probably better that way since I am guessing it is hard not to eat the whole pan. ;) Which one would not want to do in public.

noble pig said...

I love those plates! Knock you naked brownies...wow I'm in for sure.

Robin Sue said...

Rachael- Hey we'll have to meet at Wegman's sometime! Have a great day!

Marysol- Ha-what's a little record for indecent exposure. It may be worth it if you really love chocolate.

Joie- Wait til you see my scarf!

Amanda- Thanks for all the shout outs!

Debbie- I cracked up at the name nipple cookies that is what they look like don't they?! These will knock at least your socks off!

Michelle- Thanks for stopping in and for the comment. I'll have to check you out!

ThatGirl- Tha's what I'm sayin'.

Laura- Wow a whole pan, that sounds good right now!

Sara said...

What a great recipe name! Of course they look delicious, I love caramel.

HoneyB said...

Ok, you've gone and done it. Just when I thought I wouldn't want another brownie for a while....you show me these! They look great!

Elyse said...

These look amazing (and obviously they must be, considering they have such amazing super powers). I cannot, cannot, cannot wait to try these (and get knocked naked)!

Grace said...

if i make these, i'll be sure to consume them in the privacy of my own home...
meanwhile, i loved the italian job. hello mark wahlberg. :)

Peter M said...

The inclusion of condensed milk is a good indication that these are scrumptious!

Anonymous said...

I love love love love your recipe!Can i share this in my blog?=)

Robin Sue said...

anon- What is your blog? Link? If you do put this on your blog please provide a link back to me and recipe credit in my name. Thanks.

Maurie Renee said...

I'm really going to have to make those!

Beautiful plates also <3

amy grace said...

these look amazing! i want to make them! but not to knock anyone's clothes off...

Kelly said...

Love the name! They look delicious and super easy. Thanks for the recipe. My husband loves brownies. ;)

Mona said...

Hi Robin - Question about this recipe: do you add the ingredients included in the directions for the cake mix - or just the dry cake mix alone? Thanks!

Robin Sue said...

Mona just the mix itself, it will be thick but oh so good!!

MIss Alesha said...

I adore those plates. Do they happen to have a name of who made them, I'd love to get them?

This recipe sounds amazing:)

If you find out about the plates, shoot me an email please.

chicbabygurl@yahoo.com