COUNTRY COUNTDOWN #7
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned! Carrie Underwood sings of a gal’s revenge on her cheating lover by maturely keying his paint job, slashing the tires, smashing the headlights, and carving her name into his leather seats. You see, Himself and I have a fool-proof solution to prevent either of us from cheating, and it is way less violent and destructive. Cheater gets the kids. Affair averted. Because everyone knows that three kids in the backseat belting each other and screaming, “she’s on my side of the seat, so and so just farted, and I think I have to puke,” is very desirable when trying to make eyes at one’s new lover. Try it, you’ll be married forever.
I love that line of the song, “he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey.” Therefore Himself is always sure to get his lady a fruity little drink because she can’t shoot whiskey. Pinkies out.
Fruity Little Drinks
3 cups piña colada mix- non alcohol
64 ounce bottle White Cran Strawberry juice
2 L. bottle gingerale
In a large pitcher mix piña colada mix and cranberry juice. Pour into 5 quart sized ziptop freezer bags and freeze flat on a tray. To make punch, remove bags from the freezer, and place contents of bags in a large punch bowl. Pour gingerale over the top of the punch and let set about 15 minutes, then stir until slushy. You can also make this in smaller batches by only pulling out as many bags of punch as needed and mixing with smaller amounts of gingerale.
Note- I have served this punch at many baby showers, bridal showers, lady’s teas, and little girlie parties. At one baby shower, the Pastor’s wife hollered, “Robin Sue did you spike the punch in the Lord’s House?” “No Ma’am.”
It’s that good.
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